Aiiiiiiiiiiight. Y'know how this works...5 questions from Mizz Cati herself:

Do you call policeman "Mounties" 'round your parts?
No, I call them "donut munching pig dawgs". Especially after I get my second speeding ticket of the week. Some days I call 'em "officer". But that's rare.

Tell me about your worst date ever.
I've actually got 2.

Bad date #1 (which is really 2 in 1) - I go on this blind date with this woman, and 30 minutes in she's talking baby names. She's also got me drinking beer before noon (a no-no in my books). Any hoodle, to make a long painful story short...I realise she's not the one for me. I go on another blind date (less than a week later) with some other lady & I'm telling her the story of the first gal, and lo and behold! It turns out that they actually dated each other for YEARS. I ran from both. Screaming.

Bad date #2 - another blind date (just say HELL NO to blind dates). We decide to meet up at 5.30 downtown (10 minutes from her work place, 45 minutes from mine). I hustle to get to the pub and of course, rush hour traffic prevails. I get to said locale 20 minutes late, just as the blind date is walking PAST me. I flag her down to be greeted with "you were LATE. I got tired of waiting". Of course it went downhill from there. I drank like a fish, said little (though I told some great drunk stories), ate a shitty salad and managed to end the date early. Being poilite, I offered the gal a drive home/out/wherever I wasn't. She turns to me and says "that's all right, I've got a coffee date with a friend". WTF? Needless to say, we never spoke again after that. I ran off to my local pub, drank tons and awoke hours later on the bathroom floor with no idea of how I got there.

Would you have sex with Steve Burns if he promised to sing you the "You can do anything that you wanna do" song to you right before it went down?

Yes.
I'd even wear a bear suit.

Seriously - what would Jesus do?
First he'd round up all the Super Friends. Then they'd go and find all those dumb ass homophobics who keep using the bible as their excuse to alienate gays and Jesus and the Super Friends would fire 'em off to Mars. Either that or he'd get a pedicure. And a Brazillian.
I'm so going to Hell for that, aren't I?

Dresses over jeans - hot or not?
On my crazy ass six foot tall frame? Not.
But I have a friend who can pull that shit off. So really, it's a maybe.

Ta da. My well thought out answers. Lemmie know if you want 5 lovingly crafted questions from me. I swear they'll fuck you up worse than pictures of Ben slipping Jen the tongue. Fo' sho'.